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		<title>I&#8217;m Not Big on the Whole lolcats Thing But&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://hagure-metaru.net/2009/05/14/im-not-big-on-the-whole-lolcats-thing-but</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 04:29:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Terry McCall]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;this is too good. PS: For added effect, open it in an image editing program and spam on the rotate and flip buttons for added hiilarities. I did this for about 5 minutes in a computer lab &#038; got hella stares cuz I was cracking up so hard. I think I&#8217;m gonna have to make [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;this is too good.</p>
<div id="attachment_715" style="width: 442px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="http://hagure-metaru.net/pictures/megane_kitty.jpg"><img src="http://hagure-metaru.net/pictures/megane_kitty-432x400.jpg" alt="I&#039;m Smart." title=" megane_kitty" width="432" height="400" class="size-large wp-image-715" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">I'm Smart.</p></div>
<p>PS: For added effect, open it in an image editing program and spam on the rotate and flip buttons for added hiilarities. I did this for about 5 minutes in a computer lab &#038; got hella stares cuz I was cracking up so hard. I think I&#8217;m gonna have to make a video like the one below:</p>
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<p>PPS: Yes, sometimes I even weird <em>myself</em> out.</p>
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		<title>My New Hero: Steve (he&#8217;s from Portugal)</title>
		<link>http://hagure-metaru.net/2009/05/12/my-new-hero-steve-hes-from-portugal</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 07:31:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Terry McCall]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love japanese portuguese people. It&#8217;s even better to watch it on NicoNico if you can. PS: Expect me to be quoting steve IRL all the time from now on (sorry Arnold).]]></description>
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<p>I love <del datetime="2009-05-13T06:27:48+00:00">japanese</del> portuguese people. It&#8217;s even better to <a href="http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5870260">watch it on NicoNico</a> if <a href="http://thenextweb.com/2008/01/15/how-to-register-for-japanese-video-site-nico-nico-douga/">you can</a>.</p>
<p>PS: Expect me to be quoting steve IRL <em>all the time</em> from now on (sorry <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_eWO-CsIA4&#038;feature=PlayList&#038;p=FC65D1FD26909718&#038;index=51">Arnold</a>).</p>
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		<title>S&amp;M + Hello Kitty + Alice in Wonderland + Vulva = Make-up?</title>
		<link>http://hagure-metaru.net/2009/03/30/youtube-mac-hello-kitty-collection-ad</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 05:19:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Terry McCall]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Weird. Alice in Vulvaland? ManKitty Dancers? ??? This is the kinda stuff that gives &#8220;Art&#8221; a bad name. Let me know what you think it all means in the comments. [via: Boing]]]></description>
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<p>Weird.</p>
<p>Alice in Vulvaland?<br />
ManKitty Dancers?</p>
<p>???</p>
<p>This is the kinda stuff that gives &#8220;Art&#8221; a bad name. Let me know what you think it all means in the comments.</p>
<p>[via: <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/02/24/super-weird-ad-for-m.html">Boing</a>]</p>
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		<title>Musical Apocalypse</title>
		<link>http://hagure-metaru.net/2009/02/17/musical-apocalypse</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 12:14:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Terry McCall]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I actually kinda like this Soulja Boy rap. But he needs to do at least 10 more of these to make up for Marco Polo (about that: YOU AIN&#8217;T JESUS FOOL). &#8216;Nuff said. I feel kinda sick. [via: Cocaine Blunts &#038; Mixtapes]]]></description>
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<p>I actually kinda like this <em>Soulja Boy</em> rap. But he needs to do <strong>at least</strong> 10 more of these to make up for <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi40powiPrc">Marco Polo</a> (about that: YOU AIN&#8217;T JESUS FOOL).</p>
<p>&#8216;Nuff said. I feel kinda sick.</p>
<p>[via: <a href="http://www.cocaineblunts.com/blunts/?p=1780">Cocaine Blunts &#038; Mixtapes</a>]</p>
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		<title>YouTube &#8211; The Dark Bailout</title>
		<link>http://hagure-metaru.net/2008/09/25/youtube-the-dark-bailout</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 23:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Terry McCall]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw the Dark Knight a few weeks ago with my friends. It does indeed live up to the hype. Batman finally gets the cinematic experience the character deserves. Sound Familiar?.]]></description>
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<p>I saw the Dark Knight a few weeks ago with my friends. It does indeed live up to the hype. Batman finally gets the cinematic experience the character deserves. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2008/09/25/chinese-banks-told-t.html">Sound Familiar?</a>.</p>
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		<title>YouTube &#8211; Obama-Osama Church Sign</title>
		<link>http://hagure-metaru.net/2008/09/13/obama-osama-church-sign</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 13:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Terry McCall]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[YouTube &#8211; Obama-Osama Church Sign. UGH. I&#8217;ve been tempted to post about politricks more here&#8230; especially about the Palin Pick. But FUCK. This shit just pissed me off! Good thing nobody brought a chair, or I&#8217;d hafta throw it.]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsymgVfJV6w">YouTube &#8211; Obama-Osama Church Sign</a>.</p>
<p>UGH.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been tempted to post about politricks more here&#8230; especially about the Palin Pick.</p>
<p>But FUCK. This shit just pissed me off!</p>
<p>Good thing nobody brought a chair, or I&#8217;d hafta throw it.</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll see your ghetto black male&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://hagure-metaru.net/2008/09/10/ill-see-your-ghetto-black-male</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 12:16:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Terry McCall]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;and raise you a 7 year old and his granny. You know homeboy&#8217;s gettin&#8217; a hwoopin&#8217; next week (after the heat dies down). PS: It&#8217;s fun to do bad things. [via Boo]]]></description>
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<p>&#8230;and raise you a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhs8hHvolM0">7 year old and his granny</a>. You know homeboy&#8217;s gettin&#8217; a hwoopin&#8217; <em>next</em> week (after the heat dies down).</p>
<p>PS: It&#8217;s fun to do bad things.</p>
<p>[via <a href="http://www.mariowiki.com/images/a/ac/Big_Blue_Boo.PNG">Boo</a>]</p>
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		<title>Japan: Killing Cockroaches with Speed, Efficiency &amp; Ridiculosity</title>
		<link>http://hagure-metaru.net/2008/08/08/japan-killing-cockroaches-with-speed-efficiency-ridiculosity</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 10:24:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Terry McCall]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This bugspray commercial (CM) depicts Japan perfectly. Efficient &#038; Ridiculous. And FAST.]]></description>
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<p>This bugspray commercial (CM) depicts Japan <em>perfectly</em>. Efficient &#038; Ridiculous. And FAST.</p>
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		<title>Ridin&#8217; Dirty</title>
		<link>http://hagure-metaru.net/2006/08/22/ridin-dirty</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:15:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Terry McCall]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NmC5wHfCdM Chamillionaire Ridin&#8217; So&#8230; last Friday driving up to Sacramento, I got pulled over for speeding. Luckily though, I had already watched the above video, and was able to get off with only the usual citation. Sadly, I think I&#8217;ll have to take the rap though, because I&#8217;ll be in SD by the time my [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><video>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NmC5wHfCdM</video><br />
Chamillionaire <a href="http://hagure-metaru.net/music/ridin.mp3">Ridin&#8217;</a></p>
<p>So&#8230; last Friday driving up to Sacramento, I got pulled over for speeding.  Luckily though, I had already watched the above video, and was able to get off with only the usual citation. Sadly, I think I&#8217;ll have to take the rap though, because I&#8217;ll be in SD by the time my court date is set.</p>
<p><strong>BUT</strong></p>
<p>&#8230;It could have been <em>a lot</em> worse&#8230;</p>
<p>Though I wasn&#8217;t intoxicated, I did have some things in the car that the police wouldn&#8217;t have liked (I keep forgetting to dump that dea&#8212; whoa! look at the time!). </p>
<p>So please. Take some time out and watch this great, great, great public service announcement from the people at <a href="http://www.flexyourrights.org/">Flex Your Rights</a>. <em><strong>It could save your life.</strong></em></p>
<p>PS: I suggest playing the song while watching the video&#8230; it makes it 10 times better.</p>
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