“You make your own luck” – Ernest Hemingway

Except you can't see the face. Because the screen is dead.

I’m supposed to be working hardcore on my project, this site and stepping up my e-communication game this break. Probly not gonna happen. My main laptop’s motherboard is fried. Screen won’t turn on and Mice/trackpad doesn’t work. Happened right before (literally) I was gonna present my final. I WAS continuing on with my old laptop for awhile, until it stopped accepting a charge a few days ago. Being computerless sucks. It magically works now though. But I know it’s only temporary.

Blah.

"I would blow $1,000 on a status symbol from Apple, but I wouldn't buy that application for it."

I couldn’t have put it any better.

[via:The Onion]

Now imma go get a job at Starbucks.

Makes you

think

doesn’t it?

Before I start, I just wanna say that Jason isn’t as crazy as I thought. Today the Futurama where Leela gets laid by Zapp Brannigan played. It in he says, “So… crawling back to the big Z like a bird on its belly!” Hahaha Jason, the joke was on us. You sly lad you!

So I have a little issue with friendships which stems from waaaay back in the day. As a wee lad, I had a super best friend. You know, one of those people that you totally click with, are totally in sync with, and stay up all night doing nothing, all the while having the time of your life. Good times.

Anyway, one week I got sick for a week and took off from school. When I came back, things changed and for some reason we stopped being such close friends. Looking back, I guess you could call it “growing apart”, but at the time, it just came outta nowhere. One week best friends, next week avoidance. Anyway, this was pretty crazy for me. Took another day or two off to cope.

So I went back to school, and after doing the whole “walk around while eating lunch so you look busy and not like a loner” for awhile, I nudged myself into a group of people who ate lunch by the library. So now I had people to eat lunch with, but I never considered myself to be their friends or anything, mainly cuz all they ever talked about was what happened on RAW or HEAT or whatever wrestling thing came on the night before (yeah I never was into watching the drama of men in tights fake beating each other up). So I still didn’t really have any good friends. That went on for about a trimester or 2.

Year after that tho, I got into the groove of things, and the beginnings of the FHP were born (Subw00fer & Doctor Claw UNITE!). Oh wait, this was acutally the start of Super Smash Brothers J.E.T.T. (Jason, Efrin, Terry Todd & Mark). Although Efrin didn’t play, he was cooler, and JMTT doesn’t have as nice a ring to it. Anyway, my Smash Brothers days is another story altogether.

Thing is, that whole incident only reinforced my previous insecurities that every kid has. I was left a kid who had a “fear of commitment” of sorts, the whole “not wanting to get hurt again” thing. So it became hard for me to make friends (and you people reading this know how “interesting” of a person I am…), resulting in stunted social development throughout highschool.

BUT, luckily I found the FHP and all my problems were solved! I had some cool friends, a Posse even! Yay! Noone was to mess with us. We were unbelievably smart, unbelievably lazy and unbelievably rudies (cept for that whole magnet-skating thing, and although we did tag up stuff, more often than not I did it with apple peels that I would deem “Nick Jr.’s Face”…yeeeeah…)! Anyway, now I could worry about more important things like girls and kisses and dances and all that normal HS stuff.

• Back in SD, me, Ed and Justin have a house. Yes, a house, backyard, garage and all that. Sucks tho, cuz ALL of the $ imma be making this summer is goin straight into furnishing it and bills and all that good stuff.
• School’s out for summer. Haha, like you didn’t know that.

Hmm… I guess that’s it. Oh well. So yeah, I’ll be updating again for all zero of you readers out there. Who knows, maybe I’ll use my 56k of bandwidth to the full extent and start making a real website.

Then again, probly not.

“Laziness conquers all.”
– Jason Tjalsma

Time to explain this shit… 5 things at a time

* Cool Party

Hammer, Train, Victoria and some of Justin’s other friends came over and we all did what we do best…
It was hilarious as hell. Some highlights include:

– Everyone taking at least 9 bowls
Yeah… Justin was all drunk from the party, had his head shaved, Me, Hammer and Train kept on going till I passed out though…

– “The Chip”
Ruffles+Lemon+Hotsauce=HELLA GOOD &… Victoria says, “These are soooo good but I don’t wanna drop any on the floor!” *Chip falls from her hand to floor. *Laughter for like 15 minutes Hammer: FUUUUUUCK DUDE! Look at that thing! Its soooo perfect! Like its just there chillin’ with a J or something! *Laughter for like 30 minutes

– Pillows
Justin’s passed out on the couch with my long ass pillow. Its all coming off the couch onto the mattress on the floor. I hella just take that half of the pillow and sleep. Sharing pillows with my roommate HMM…
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* Snowboarding accident

Adry got in a snowboarding accident last weekend and messed up her right nee… Now she’s all cripple and on some crutches and stuff. All walkin’ hella slow and shit. Oh well… she’s still cute as hell!
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* Ed’s locked out

Ed goes outside to smoke… closes the patio door too hard and locks himself out. Ed: “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!” After laughing for hella long I let him in. Ed goes to his room. White guy has the door locked. Ed: “WHAT THE FUCK! OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR FUCK! GOD DAMNIT!” etc… all pounding on it and shit. So eventually he just jammed his keys in the lock and stormed in.
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Just a note: Maybe you had to be there for all this shit…
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* Drop Math

After waiting weeks to add math… I take the midterm… probably bomb it… then drop it. If you knew how much trouble I went to even add the class, you would know how much that sucks…
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* RHCP has new video

I think its for Universally Speaking? Oh wait probly not… Anyway, its really cool!
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So yeah… that’s 5 things. Yeah I didn’t go in order but some of those will take hella long and the party one was long… etc.

Anyway, this weekend is gonna be tight too… last nite Derrick & Ryan came over and we did what we did best. Me and Adry got soooo blazed though… haha.

Well… here’s to the future… and to the orange apples!