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		<title>DMD: Greenscreen Revolution</title>
		<link>https://hagure-metaru.net/2010/02/24/dmd-greenscreen-revolution</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 22:32:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Terry McCall]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man&#8230; I mean I knew everything on tv was fake, but still&#8230; Now for one of my favorite old-style Radiohead songs&#8230; Radiohead &#8211; Fake Plastic Trees (Live in Glastonbury 2003) PS: Speaking of fake&#8230;]]></description>
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<p>Man&#8230; I mean I <em>knew</em> everything on tv was fake, but still&#8230;</p>
<p>Now for one of my favorite old-style Radiohead songs&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://hagure-metaru.net/music/Radiohead%20-%20Fake%20Plastic%20Trees.mp3">Radiohead &#8211; Fake Plastic Trees (Live in Glastonbury 2003)</a></p>
<p>PS: <a href="http://chainsawsuit.com/2010/02/23/the-best-coverage/">Speaking of fake</a>&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Football + Politricks = Palin Pwnage</title>
		<link>https://hagure-metaru.net/2008/10/19/football-politricks-palin-pwnage</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 13:27:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Terry McCall]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This guy knows how to market his image (or has a great agent). Terry&#8217;s office commercial is one of my first downloaded &#038; saved youtubes ever. More here. PS: MUST IGNORE SCARY BLACK GUY TROPE]]></description>
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<p>This guy knows how to market his image (or has a great agent). Terry&#8217;s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DOm_RiklE4">office commercial</a> is one of my first downloaded &#038; saved youtubes ever. More <a href="http://www.returnofterrytate.com/">here</a>.</p>
<p>PS: MUST IGNORE SCARY BLACK GUY TROPE</p>
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		<title>Tyrannosaurus &#8216;Monk</title>
		<link>https://hagure-metaru.net/2008/10/05/tyrannosaurus-monk</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:33:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Terry McCall]]></dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[ANTM]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Shannon is officially one of Miss Behave&#8217;s &#8220;America&#8217;s Next Top Bloggers&#8221;. Congratulation! A Winner Is You! As a present, I present you (eh??? like that!? yeah!?) with the best moment of &#8220;America&#8217;s Next Top Model&#8221;: The Ridiculectomy. Note: It helps to 1/2 the volume of the &#8216;zilla, while keeping the &#8216;monk at 100%. For [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So <a href="http://thatyemayobtain.wordpress.com/2008/10/03/ill-blast-you-all-over-if-you-flinch-again/">Shannon</a> is officially one of Miss Behave&#8217;s &#8220;America&#8217;s Next Top Bloggers&#8221;. </p>
<p>Congratulation! A Winner Is You! As a present, I present you (eh??? like that!? yeah!?) with the best moment of &#8220;America&#8217;s Next Top Model&#8221;: The Ridiculectomy.</p>
<p>Note: It helps to 1/2 the volume of the &#8216;zilla, while keeping the &#8216;monk at 100%. For a Side-to-Side view, plug them into the doubler.</p>
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<p>[via <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2008/09/06/angry-tyra-banks-god.html">BB</a>]</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m &#8220;With It&#8221; too! I&#8217;m fab.</title>
		<link>https://hagure-metaru.net/2008/09/13/im-with-it-too-im-fab</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 11:16:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Terry McCall]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;Actually, I&#8217;m nooooot. But my is&#8230; when she wants to be. Ammy can dress with the best of &#8216;em and her Rainbow Robot T rivals some of my favorite Uniqlo prints. (I wish I was in Japan for the Grand Prix&#8230;) On another note&#8230; Maybe if I get this for her she&#8217;ll stop asking me [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_489" style="width: 206px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="http://www.karmaloop.com/products.aspx?ProductID=39294"><img src="http://hagure-metaru.net/pictures/nyn18zoom1-196x300.jpg" alt="Do not ingest." title=" Popsibling" width="196" height="300" class="size-medium wp-image-489" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Do not ingest.</p></div>
<p>&#8230;Actually, I&#8217;m nooooot. But my <img src="http://hagure-metaru.net/pictures/bigboo.gif" alt="Big Boo Animated" /> is&#8230; when she wants to be. Ammy can dress with the <a href="http://thatyemayobtain.wordpress.com/">best</a> of &#8216;em and her Rainbow Robot T rivals some of my favorite <a href="http://ut.uniqlo.com/utgp/about/award2008">Uniqlo</a> prints. (I wish I was in Japan for the Grand Prix&#8230;)</p>
<p>On another note&#8230; Maybe if I get this for her she&#8217;ll stop asking me to drive 300+ miles to get her sleepyhead some icecream. <del datetime="2008-09-13T09:41:37+00:00">Usually between the hours of 12am~4am.</del> Who am I kidding. That&#8217;s a 24/7 kinda request. Haha&#8230; it&#8217;s all love!</p>
<p>&#8230;OR IS IT!?</p>
<p>PS: I saw on VH1 (the realicrap station) the other day: &#8220;If it weren&#8217;t for fashion, <em>I&#8217;d be dead</em>. Thought that was kinda dramatic&#8230; but I&#8217;m sure its true. Fool looked like a fuck-up.</p>
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		<title>To all TeleVision Watchers, FYI: In 2 years, the government will kill your television.</title>
		<link>https://hagure-metaru.net/2007/01/28/to-all-television-watchers-fyi-in-2-years-the-government-will-kill-your-television</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:13:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Terry McCall]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In 2 years, the government will kill your television. &#8220;Here&#8217;s a coupon,&#8221; they say. &#8220;How much will this cost me? I got bills to pay, mouths to feed,&#8221; we ask. &#8220;Go away. I&#8217;ll tell you later during the &#8216;transition period&#8217;,&#8221; they say. =( &#8220;Our job is not yet done. All industries involved in this transition [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>In 2 years, the government will <a target="_blank" title="Gadget Lab: Warning: This TV Set is Obsolete" href="http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2007/01/warning_this_tv.html">kill</a> your <a target="_blank" title="Kill Your TV" href="http://www.turnoffyourtv.com/">television</a>.</p>
<p>&#8220;Here&#8217;s a <a target="_blank" title="National Telecommunications and Information Administration" href="http://www.ntia.doc.gov/">coupon</a>,&#8221; they say.</p>
<p>&#8220;<a target="_blank" title="FAQ" href="http://www.ntia.doc.gov/otiahome/dtv/dtvcouponfaq.html">How much</a> will this cost me? I got bills to pay, mouths to feed,&#8221; we ask.</p>
<p>&#8220;Go away. I&#8217;ll tell you later during the &#8216;transition period&#8217;,&#8221; they say.</p>
<p>=(</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Our job is not yet done. All industries involved in this transition have a responsibility to educate consumers about this exciting new era in television. CEA will continue our award-winning efforts to meet this responsibility and we look forward to working with our industry and government partners to develop and implement educational programs.&#8221; ~ <a target="_blank" href="http://www.hdtvmagazine.com/articles/2006/02/president_bush_signs_historic_dtv_bill_cea_says_hdtv_is_on_a_roll.php">Consumer Electronics Association President, Gary Shapiro</a></p></blockquote>
<p>(IOW: Its not our problem, but please pat us on the back for already upgrading our own tvs to 50&#8243; plasmas, and telling our friends).</p>
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