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		<title>Star Wars Gangsta Generations</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I noted in another post, Puff Daddy is fucking ridiculous. Who knows how much bank he&#8217;s gonna make offa pimping Biggie&#8217;s ghost once again. Sigh. Victory is his. Always. At least Derek Luke (Antwone Fisher) is gettin paid too. And have ya&#8217;ll seen the Sweet 16{{1}} with his son? &#8220;Begun this, Clone War has.&#8221; [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_640" style="width: 310px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="http://hagure-metaru.net/pictures/biggiepuffy.png"><img src="http://hagure-metaru.net/pictures/biggiepuffy-300x201.png" alt="Yeah... Imma go see it. Gotta support, right?" title="biggiepuffy" width="300" height="201" class="size-medium wp-image-640" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Yeah... Imma go see it. Gotta support, right?</p></div>
<p>As I noted in <a href="http://hagure-metaru.net/2008/10/28/this-guy-is-an-idiot">another post</a>, Puff Daddy is fucking ridiculous. Who knows how much bank he&#8217;s gonna make offa <a href="http://www.foxsearchlight.com/notorious/">pimping Biggie&#8217;s ghost</a> once again. Sigh. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaC8TygKT2I">Victory</a> is his. Always. At least Derek Luke (Antwone Fisher) is gettin paid too.</p>
<p>And have ya&#8217;ll seen the Sweet 16{{1}} with his son? </p>
<p>&#8220;Begun this, Clone War has.&#8221;</p>
<p>Homeboy has got the ego of his dad fosho&#8230; I dunno Puffy&#8217;s lifestyle growin&#8217; up, but I assume he was a hustla (I guess we might find out soon though). This kid might have the swagger, but he sure as hell ain&#8217;t gonna have the drive.</p>
<p>And to all the haters: No I don&#8217;t know StarWars quotes off the top of my head. I googled &#8220;clone quotes&#8221;. But I <strong>do</strong> know the <a href="http://www.atom.com/fun_games/gangsta_rap/">Star Wars Gangsta Rap</a> by heart. </p>
<p>*<em>pimp walk</em>*</p>
<p>Yet, I didn&#8217;t know it spawned a sequel.</p>
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<p>Jar Jar is kinda racist though. The &#8220;X&#8221; hat is a trigger and then the whole chasin&#8217; after the white women thing&#8230; yuck. Then there&#8217;s C3PO&#8230;{{2}} Disregarding that though, shit is pretty funny. Jabba rap&#8230; haha. A lot more &#8220;gangsta&#8221;{{3}} that the first at least.</p>
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<p>But the original is still the best starwarz related shit ever.{{4}} Fuck the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij4w7ChpuaM">remake</a>, or the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=493ljyoox6o">movie</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWKHbSxnfB8">versions</a>. And you gotta love the LL reference at the end.</p>
<p>So yeah, that&#8217;s about the extent of my Starwarz infatuation. Me and the rest of the FHP used to sing this shit in Chemistry&#8230; if I remember right I was Yoda (I&#8217;m good with voices). Good times.</p>
<p>Never really cared for the movies&#8230; they&#8217;re aiiight, but I&#8217;d rather watch some <a href="http://www.robotech.com/">Macross</a> or something. Either way, fuck the haters, Imma go grab a gin &#038; tonic.</p>
<p>[[1]]Ugh don&#8217;t ask. Ever since the boo came into my life I&#8217;ve found myself watching more <em>crap</em> on TV. Not by choice&#8230;usually. Why can&#8217;t she just stick to cartoons? Although she did show me the awesomeness that is Food Network. I guess we&#8217;re even.[[1]]</p>
<p>[[2]]How often I find myself taking off my social justice hat, especially when it comes to the shit that makes me laugh&#8230; oh world and your opposing truths.[[2]]</p>
<p>[[3]]That&#8217;s quote-un-quote.[[3]]</p>
<p>[[4]]PS: The original was actually uploaded on Newgrounds/Atom, but that site is so ad-ridden these days, that I opted for the lower quality YT versions. You can go <a href="http://www.atom.com/fun_games/gangsta_rap/">here</a> for the first one and <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/109199">here</a> for the second if you want to see the good shit.[[4]]</p>
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