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Nobuo Uematsu – It’s Difficult to Stand on Both Feet, Isn’t It?
(What I imagine was playing in the background while they designed the above ad).
James Brown – Get on the Good Foot
Led Zeppelin – Trampled Underfoot (Rare)
Quasimoto – come on feet
Dillinger – Flat Foot Hustlin’

Bonus: Anyone know any info about this song?
??? – Scary Footsteps

[via PsDisasters]