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GBA Flash Carts

Heh, I wanna know what happened to his preaching career.

Something cool’s happened to Vacaville. We now have a 24hr Fast Food Joint! Tho it may be McD (ehhhhhhhh), now the bored teens and YAs of vtown actually have something to do past 11p (even tho its only getting fries).

Anyway, my intern-sister Susie Parras gave me a ring today. She was wondering if she was gonna see me around pre-training, as well as how I was doing and all that mess. Heh… it sounds stupid but I really miss her. She’s pretty much the person I’ve gotten closest to during my stint at OASIS, even though most all we do is fake argue/fight, and when we do sit down and have conversations with each other, its normally complete nonsense. I miss my never-there-bro too. He’s such a kind person, and his voice gives me a “everything’s gonna be ok” kinda aura.

It’s hard to explain, but I’m sure most every bridger/OASISer has similar feelings about their peers. Or maybe its just called friendship.

Anyway, about that cheesy site I linked to. I dropped 300 on a (wait I already talked about this). Anyway, I have to fax them my ID so the order can go through. Even though Imma need a PC to get this shit started, hopefully it’ll be worth it. It’ll be my first big purchase since the clearing out of my goodies, so it had BETTER be good.

Here at home, I feel hella unproductive. Hell, the most productive thing I do on most days is work on this website, which no one can see anyway. In abscence of writing in a journal, I blog. Fair enough. But anyway, yeah. All I do is sit at home and rot. Tomorrow I supposed to chill with the Fume Hood Posse of yore, namely, Dan “The MAN” Laury, Bryan “Napalm” Tracy, and perhaps the other 2 members. I should also contact Kyle “Super Wafter” Masterson, John “Baby D” Tice, Jason “Doctor Claw” Tjalsma and call Ryan “Ah Lyon Ah” Lee and tell him about the startling McD and Mase developments.

I’m watching late night BET, and there’s this vid called “White Girls” (to the tune of White Lines). Its like a Girls Gone Wild wanna be, stupid stupid stupid. Its funny though. Mighty Casey. Now its an equally stupid video, “Flap Your Wings” by Nelly fucking get your eagle on? c’mon… (And I can’t even enjoy the hot girls b/c I don’t wanna look at hot girls right now. I WANT a hot girl right now (aha.) And I’ve noticed hella ppl ripping lines from the Bluborious F.A.T. everyone from Fat Joe (that’s ok, they’re bluborious breathren) to nelly to Lil’ Jon, to anyone.

Well… this post was supposed to be hella short cuz I’m trying to go to sleep before the sun starts coming up. Time to pop some pills and drink a tall glass… ITS BECAUSE OF MY TOOTHACHE, I’M SERIOUS! (DON’T MAKE ME HAVE TO MILKBOX YOU!!!)

Oh yeah I gotta check out a song called 16 by ____, some bay/sac group. It uses the fucking Imperial March as a beat. To quote the SFA3 announcer, “THAT’S ENOUGH, UNBEATABLE!!!”

Summer’s Here!

Damn… no new comp till August… but hopefully it’ll be this beauty www.apple.com/powermac/ Pricey, looks weird (i guess it grows on you) but is much too much overpowered. Not like I’m gonna be using it to its full extent, but hey, why not? Anyway, I’m back at home (707) and figured that since all I do here amounts to nothing at all, I’d start blogging again. So what’s new? A lot.

  • Back in SD, me, Ed and Justin have a house. Yes, a house, backyard, garage and all that. Sucks tho, cuz ALL of the $ imma be making this summer is goin straight into furnishing it and bills and all that good stuff.
  • School’s out for summer. Haha, like you didn’t know that.

Hmm… I guess that’s it. Oh well. So yeah, I’ll be updating again for all zero of you readers out there. Who knows, maybe I’ll use my 56k of bandwidth to the full extent and start making a real website.

Then again, probly not.

“Laziness conquers all.”
– Jason Tjalsma

Block & Throw Motherfuckers

CDNOW: Aquemini – Outkast & R U Still Down (Do You Remember Me) – 2Pac

Ok. So Ed was watching the “I wonder if heaven got a ghetto” vid right.

Reminded me ALL about that album. Its sooooo fucking tight.


Its been like a fucking week and a half huh?


I forget what I did last weekend. It was great though, I’m sure. =D
Well… If I remember correctly… that weekend was filled with green. Saturday… OH. Yeah… There was another Bridge party, but sadly I couldn’t make it cuz I was too paranoid. Sunday, I remember sleeping, getting lost or something and something else I’m sure.
Then after that… the week was pretty crazy. It was pretty much every other day… if not more. Wednesday was nice. Went to the mall with AJ, her cousin and Mel, Got to light up with just about everyone, my roomies and their friends, marshall heads and yrda too! Couldn’t even go to class on Thurs…

Now… for the fun stuff.

Friday… Happy b-day AJ!!! Seriously… we took up the whole fucking bus going to CPK! Maaann and stupid Mel always flashing me! (haha) P.S.: Don’t get the BLT pizza… WAY too much lettuce.

What really sucked tho… paying was a bitch… then we had to wait over an hour for the bus to come. Literally. Fuck… I had to piss SOOOOOOOOO bad too… man… I was bursting when I got back to John’s place…

ANYway… later that night… go over to AJ’s for a bit, chill, get some information, bout to go over to Muir, but end up not.

Lost bracelets.
Midnight dancing.

Ended the day with Ed/Justin doing what we do best.

Saturday… the end is near.

Wake up 2:30, get a call to go to Black’s Beach… I get up and get dressed and go.

FUCK it was foggy. OMG couldn’t see 10 feet in front of you. SOOOO tight tho… rolled up with Mel, Kaia, Adry, Chris Tan, Smalloman, Angelica, Fernando AJ, and I’m forgetting someone huh? Sorry! =( ANYway, some of us were stupid and played in the water… hella fun.
Later that day… we’re supposed to go to PB, but we don’t, TJ, but we don’t, so we end up smokin hooka in front of Fernando’s. Good ppl + Stuff + CARNE ASADA FRIES OMG = beautiful pretty.

Sunday… wha? SUNday? What sun?
We didn’t see any sun and we just stayed in bed the WHOLE FUCKING DAY. What a waste… best waste of time ever.

Monday… oh yeah… I have hella hw huh?


naw fuck that shit.

I milked this 3 day weekend good…


Haven’t slept in a few days, so I try to convince someone not to go to w0rk. Failure, so I’m a good kid and go to all my classes/workshops/whatever. They’re all boring as fuck. At least I get an hour or so at work.

WTF… our place is hella cleaned up. Adry’s too good. But wait! Where’s my keys and my glasses? dun Dun DUN! A small price to pay for what I got now though… haha! Now… its time for ppl to study. Not me though, I’m just waiting till ppl finish. So finish ppl! Tommorow’s Weednesday! Got shit to do.

And… Adry says I’m too cheesy. WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT???


almost forgot…

ShinChiaPet:^______^: bloop!

Hi welcome to Clock’s section of my blog.

In this edition… since he’s not online… I’ll just tell you what he thinks about mvc1.

Clockw0rk (12:59 AM): theres like no blockstun in that game
UltraRelax (01:00 AM): you’re all
UltraRelax (01:00 AM): 1212 what wtf where’s strong
UltraRelax (01:00 AM): oh yeah
Clockw0rk (01:00 AM): yea that too
Clockw0rk (01:00 AM): thats pretty gay
Clockw0rk (01:00 AM): thats super gay actually
UltraRelax (01:00 AM): oh yeah blockstun
Clockw0rk (01:00 AM): but the no blockstun thing is pretty gay
UltraRelax (01:00 AM): yeah
Clockw0rk (01:00 AM): like
Clockw0rk (01:00 AM): lets say 2 chars sj
UltraRelax (01:00 AM): jab throw
Clockw0rk (01:00 AM): and meet eachother in the air
Clockw0rk (01:00 AM): yea
Clockw0rk (01:00 AM): like
Clockw0rk (01:00 AM): ill do a jab and they block it
Clockw0rk (01:00 AM): he can airthrow me like
UltraRelax (01:00 AM): spiderman does 1234 and gets thrown
Clockw0rk (01:01 AM): before my fucken hand retracts
UltraRelax (01:01 AM): haha
Clockw0rk (01:01 AM): thats how zangief is good in that game
Clockw0rk (01:01 AM): you just block and throw motherfuckers

Yeah… sorry its so weak.

But ANYway… I’d just like to say that Clockw0rk gives the best advice ever and he sucks cuz he’s hella cool. Everyone loves you! Listen to his theme song! It’s too true!