Posts Tagged ‘Funny’

I’m Not Big on the Whole lolcats Thing But…

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

…this is too good.

I'm Smart.

I'm Smart.

PS: For added effect, open it in an image editing program and spam on the rotate and flip buttons for added hiilarities. I did this for about 5 minutes in a computer lab & got hella stares cuz I was cracking up so hard. I think I’m gonna have to make a video like the one below:

PPS: Yes, sometimes I even weird myself out.

My New Hero: Steve (he’s from Portugal)

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

I love japanese portuguese people. It’s even better to watch it on NicoNico if you can.

PS: Expect me to be quoting steve IRL all the time from now on (sorry Arnold).

Black Jesus was a Transformer

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Teach the Word, and you can become one too! (I know I’m converting!)

Watch the full commercial here (Complete with more amusingly inspirational quotes, epic music, and guys sitting down oddly).

Juice ‘n’ Drink

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

Shannon links to Dave Chappelle on Juice. That guy is so funny.

Luckily (?) I’m half asian so I got the JUICE that comes in the can (thank god for the commissary). None of that carton shit tho (I always begged my mom for the Donald Duck OJ), that 40 cents a can shit (at least it used to be). But it was always made hella fucking watered down so it would last longer.

Went to college and I had it the way its supposed to be made.

“GOD DAMN THIS IS FUCKIN SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!” Too sweet even. My mom hella brainwashed me. Now I hella water down juice and shit. Thriftyness wins again.

But when I was little little and we were poor poor, I always had the fake kool-aid. Red. It’d always be bed time and I’d say “Can I have some red juice?” My mom cups her hand: “Here you go” =((((((((((((((((((( >=(

And it annoys me that that powered nestea shit is called TEA. Dammmit its drink! nesDRINK.

PS: White people eat cheese. See Boondocks, ep.1

Football + Politricks = Palin Pwnage

Sunday, October 19th, 2008

This guy knows how to market his image (or has a great agent). Terry’s office commercial is one of my first downloaded & saved youtubes ever. More here.

PS: MUST IGNORE SCARY BLACK GUY TROPE