Posts Tagged ‘google’

Public Service Announcement: Watch Your Back(up) mp3Blogspoters

Friday, February 12th, 2010
Googlezon

Don't Be Evil.

Google shuts down music blogs without warning

Shit is scary, son. Back that thang up!

On that note, here’s a song that exemplifies how I feel about giving my life to google. I’m sure some of you know what I mean:

Justice – Stress

The Power of Google

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Automated News Crawling Evaporates $1.14B.

Don’t be evil. Heh.

I’m #1! I’m #1! I’m #1!…

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008
I feel better than this guy

I'm better than this guy

So I’m finally the #1 result on a search for “Terry McCall”.

First, the judge went down, then the painter.

I feel like fuckin’ Batman.

Google on Google Chrome – comic book

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

So google finally announced their browser. You really gotta check this out; I’m sure it’ll be revolutionary in some aspect (open source, memory management, other architecture, etc.).

But what’s really of interest— to the artist in me at least—the geek in me is afk, shitting himself over the wonderful possibilities as well as the horrible implications for internet monopoly—is Scott McCloud’s beautiful & super informative comicbook describing what Chrome is & how it functions. McCloud captures the images of various coders and designers, and use them to explain Chrome’s features to users and dispense tech-talk to the developers. And man… If you’ve read McCloud’s other books, you know that McCloud has a wonderful grasp on the medium of comics, and can explain just about anything through a few, lines & a word bubble.

The part below perfectly illustrated what I perceive to be one of the most frequented and most frustrating part of a browser: the URL bar.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAA indeed!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAA indeed!

In the new version of firefox, the “awesome bar” tries to give suggestions when you type into the box. But a lot of the times, these results just end up cluttering the short box and makes things even more difficult. In fact, while creating this post, I typed “hagure” into the URL bar and instead of taking me to hagure-metaru.net, I got a link for http://hagure-metaru.net/wordpress/wp-admin/press-this.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fblogoscoped.com%2Fgoogle-chrome%2F&t=Google%20on%20Google%20Chrome%20-%20comic%20book&s=&v=2

That is not helpful at all. I look at the first part of the URL, then my eyes glaze over at the trailing gobbledygook, and I feel like the programmer in the last panel. Here’s hopin’ Google comes through.

*sigh*

Here’s to the Google Monopoly… a reluctant cheer. May you guard my (and the rest of the world’s) data/life with wisdom, courage and justice.

Googlisms

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006

Protect your hair from evil Ramen broth

Don’t laugh.

A testament to the medium’s inherent wackiness, you find the most interesting things searching for anime on google.

Go Rubberman.